So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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