is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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