Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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