i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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