If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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