I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
This is the high leading the old right now
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Randomize
