yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Girls should come with a carfax report
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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