my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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