They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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