so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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