You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I am puke
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
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You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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