He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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