i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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