Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Found the puke drawer
Keanu Reeves Photobombed A Couple’s Wedding Photos As A Perfect Gift
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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