i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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