it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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