im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
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I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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