All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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