So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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