Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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