Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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