Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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