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We should be called the Road Head Warriors
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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