He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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