I wanna bring you to show and tell
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Come share oat with me in your robe
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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