new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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