would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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