You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
They are going to name an STD after you.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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