wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I have aggressive nipples.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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