I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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