she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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