I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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