yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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