Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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