But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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