Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
