So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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