I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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