i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Randomize
