He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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