im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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