On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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