god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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