question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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