My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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