I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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