How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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