The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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