I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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