i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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