i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm really busy with my period
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