i wish there were pregnant emoticons
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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