somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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