I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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