You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
