1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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